merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
musicshouldbeourpassion:
iwishihadafather:
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
that comment tho!^
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
elkane:
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
angeldictator:
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
vworp-goes-the-tardis:
thatdemigodwhoeatsbluefood:
Well that escalated quickly…
i’d reblog if i were you
this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.
reblogging just in case
seashellies:
bonesofaphoenix:
breelandwalker:
lokidindeed:
i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
… *adds to list of alternative alphabets*
o.o
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Sigils… yes….
in4viate:
in4viate:
you have thirty beautiful minutes to reblog this post, not like it, likes don’t count ok
there will be categories which are:
sexiest person
bangable blog
someone perfect
decent theme choice
a url i’d steal
best nature blog
best band blog
best tattoo blog
shout out to..
must be following me (in4viate) or why would i choose you? good luck :~)
twenty minutes~
pleatedjeans:
This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)